I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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