If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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