So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
