Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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