well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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