my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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