You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
the liver wants what the liver wants
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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