i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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