Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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