so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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