It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
