i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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