ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
