with your own penis?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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