Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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