i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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