we have officially lost it.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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