do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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