do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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