Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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