somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
This is my gift to your gina
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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