Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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