OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Gay?
German.
Pity.
my liver is dry heaving
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
