they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Can I color on your dick again?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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