I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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