my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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