Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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