look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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