my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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