i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My dad is sitting where you rode me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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