I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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