quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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