She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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