whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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