Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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