youre lurking in front of me
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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