Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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