Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Randomize
