did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
