I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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