Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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