You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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