I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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