have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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