dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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