He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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