Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Someone signed my nipple.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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