Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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