What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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