have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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