Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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