I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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