she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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