I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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