remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Mom said you looked used
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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