chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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